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Thursday, December 24, 2020

Season Greetings


So, it's that holiday time again - the ones we celebrate around here are Solstice, Hanukkah, Xmas, Isaac Newton's Birthday, and New Year's, but YMMV, of course.

A few days before Solstice, I was chatting with a friend, another early bird, who was looking forward to the days getting longer, since she and I both get up and work for a few hours before daybreak. I burst her bubble by sharing that while the days get longer starting December 20, the dawn itself continues to be later for some time, and doesn't get back to its December 17 time until January 13. The truth hurts.

Hanukkah was noted by inclusion in the Hallmark Channel's Holiday movie lineup (Love, Lights, Hanukkah! with Ben Savage and Marilu Henner among the cast), I guess as part of the ongoing diversification efforts of that most vanilla of cable channels. Neither I nor that selfsame friend from the prior paragraph could last more than twenty minutes: it was just the same old stuff, but with latkes.

Xmas has been looming large this year. Perhaps because of the pandemic and our not being in Hawaii or Palm Springs, Coco is feeling particularly nostalgic for the old days of her Rudolph Christmas traditions - we actually watched the 1969 animated Frosty the Snowman special the other night, and I have to tell you, it is objectively awful. Seriously bad. I am not sure I will be able to stand sitting through any more, and I am sure there will be some.

Isaac Newton's Birthday has been pretty low-key lately - that has always been a more public sort of affair, and with friends at a remove this year, the apples and prism and rainbows will have to wait. Of course there's a new Apple Day tradition rising in our house, although it's hard to say how it is related to the Father of Modern Science...

Here's a picture of that solstice wreath in situ, as it were:


But what's that new piece of art over the TV?


Why yes, it's the Criterion Collection Godzilla: The Showa-Era Films, 1954–1975. You may remember that last year saw a running festival of 11 Godzilla movies (plus two Mothra films) from the 80s to 2000. This year we go top shelf with the original run starting with the classic Gojira. We'll open the package tonight, drool over the artwork and special features included in the set, and start 30 hours of rompin' stompin' Godzilla action.

For those who care, here's the entire ouvre:

Showa Era (this is what's in the new set)

Gojira

Godzilla Raids Again

King Kong Vs Godzilla

Mothra vs Godzilla

Ghidorah, the Three Headed Monster

Invasion of the Astro-Monster

Ebirah, Horror of the Deep

Son of Godzilla

Destroy all Monsters

Godzilla's Revenge

Godzilla vs Hedorah

Godzilla vs Gigan

Godzilla vs Megalon

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla

Terror of Mechagodzilla

Heisei Era

The Return of Godzilla*

Godzilla vs Biollante*

(*These two are very hard to find and were not included with the rest of Heisei and Millenium eras in last year's set)

Godzilla vs King Ghidorah

Godzilla and Mothra: Battle for the Earth

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II

Godzilla vs Space Godzilla

Godzilla vs Destoroyah

Millennium Era

Godzilla 2000: Millennium

Godzilla vs Megaguirus

Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack

Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla

Godzilla: Tokyo SOS

Godzilla: Final Wars

Reboot Era

Shin Godzilla (anti-bureaucracy version - this is next on the list)

Miscellaneous

Always Sunset on Third Street (Sounds like a charming art film with a Godzilla appearance treated matter-of-factly - rare and I want it)

Americanized Films and American Reboots 

Godzilla: King of the Monsters  (American version of 1954’s Gojira with Raymond Burr)

Godzilla 1985 (American version of 1984’s Return of Godzilla  - with Raymond Burr reprising his role!)

Godzilla (Awful Matthew Broderick version)

Godzilla (New shared monsterverse franchise)

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Godzilla vs Kong

Perhaps we'll have all of these someday, plus some more Mothra for Coco (she loves Mothra) and we can implement the Twelve Days of Kaiju...


And lastly, New Year's Day is just around the corner, and while nothing will really change with the tolling of midnight and the dropping of the ball and all that, I don't think anyone will deny that it will feel good to close the books on this terrible year. Even though the pandemic is still raging, and Georgia won't have flipped, and the inauguration will still be three weeks away, there will be some sense of satisfaction to seeing 2020 in the rear view mirror. And as some Twitter wag put it, this is one January when no one will have trouble writing the correct year on their checks.



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