Superman never made any money for saving the world from Solomon Grundy

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Not the one with Betty Hutton

Otis and I went to see Mike Leigh's Happy-Go-Lucky at the Crest last night. I had heard a rumor that Leigh made the film in response to the charge that he couldn't do anything that wasn't pessimistic. That story is likely apocryphal, and the film isn't that far a stretch from Leigh's often dark work (Vera Drake, All or Nothing, Career Girls) anyway.

As usual, Leigh gives us vividly drawn, real and rounded characters, moving through a detailed and authentic landscape as they deal with life's big and small challenges. What's different this time around is that the protagonist is neither beaten down nor worn out; the irrepressible Poppy is still tackling problems head-on, with a positive outlook and an optimistic perspective.

Poppy is a zen clown: always colorful and bright, even in a flamenco class, she has found her Way and sticks with it in the face of all adversity. And that way includes a lot of joy and laughter, as well as a willingness to accept people as they are while still expecting the best from them. While her unrelentingly sunny affect irritates some, that may be because it shines a light on their own dissatisfactions; a small matter, since Poppy will love them anyway.

In lesser hands, such a woman might come across as merely a naif, or at best, The Fool, but Sally Hawkins gives us a Poppy whose sanguine nature comes from wisdom, not inexperience. In her quiet moments, her eyes show the accumulated history of her experiences with things both good and bad, and we realize that her position is both a considered choice and a courageous one. Even when violence or meanness would be the easy way out, she sticks to her convictions. Poppy moved onto the upper tier of my heroes almost immediately.


I have to make a special note of Alexis Zegerman as Zoe,
Poppy's flatmate and devoted friend,
who projects a grounding, practical energy
that lets us see the power behind all Poppy's seeming airiness.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Mostly for Soapy

YouTube garbled the opening titles a little bit but I think you'll still get the drift. I was talking about videos people post of themselves watching other people's videos.



Here's the link.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

6.6294 of one, half-dozen of the other

Nu, I used a cash machine today for the first time in a long while. I usually get cash back at the supermarket, but there's a new no-surcharge machine on campus (yay, credit unions!) and I was supposed to pay for some Girl Scout cookies a co-worker was selling, so I stopped by on my way to the library to get some folding green.

The transaction went fine and I asked for a receipt, which reminded me of an industrial design choice that I have always thought brilliant, even though it seems to have never caught on.

I remain convinced that the perfect size for an ATM receipt is 2.61 inches (6.6294cm) wide by 6.14 inches (15.5956cm) tall or long.

Why? Because that's the size of U.S. currency. I always figured that since the ATM has the sole purpose of distributing money - that's its only product - and the customer is going to have some place to put that money (usually a wallet) that is designed specifically to hold that size paper currency, why not give them a receipt for the product that is sure to fit in the same container as the product? One bank I used to use - it must have been some incarnation of the old Rainier Bank - had a receipt that was almost the exact same size as dollar bills, and it was mighty convenient just to tuck the receipt in the wallet with the cash. You could even use it to separate new cash from old, or special money from walking-around cash.

But although my experience is admittedly spotty, most ATMs seem to give out big, square receipts that don't match up with money in any dimension. The receipt I got today measures out at about three inches by four inches: both too wide and too short to match up with a bill. I couldn't just merge it in with the bills to fit in my wallet; I had to fold it a completely different way.

This all might seem just a little anal retentive, but I think it makes good sense. After all, usability is one of the key elements of industrial design (as it is for technical writing) and this size does seem to feed right into the receipt's usability.

Of course, as I was looking for a suitable illustration for this post, I came across a burgeoning movement to forgo ATM receipts because they waste resources and are a major cause of litter and take up landfill space and all that. So maybe the whole point is moot.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Think they'll cancel classes in the morning?


And don't think we won't be missing a few students tomorrow.

I'm not that interested in owning Things, but if I were, this is a Thing I would want to own:

That there is the Zeppelin, a $600,000 showpiece car that is hoped by Daimler to revive it's flagging high-end Maybach division. The car represents conspicuous consumption beyond belief - check out the details in these press materials - but that's not why I would want one. My desire stems only from the fact that Maybach was originally a company called Luftfahrzeug-Motoreinbau GmbH (Airship Engine Company), and was a subsidiary of Luftschiffbau Zeppelin GmbH, which manufactured rigid airships - zeppelins. How cool would it be to have a car that was even a distant relative of The Hindenburg? Pretty cool, I think.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

From the student seat

I read this blog post today about reading comics in different formats, and although I had been scoping this program out again a few days ago, it once again got me thinking semi-seriously about going after one of these (well, maybe a real one). After all, in an economic downturn, community college attendance traditionally trends upward, so isn't it just a matter of degree?

In the more immediate future, I was thinking more realistically of doing this course. It's a bit more local, although the commute is still problematical, and it might actually have the same effect on my earning potential.

That's a bit more like it, no?

Monday, February 23, 2009

Just like the Hollies

I've noticed today that Seattlites don't queue for the bus very well. People mill about at the stop nicely enough, and acknowledge other passengers when each arrives, but when the bus shows up down the street, instead of forming a nice, neat line in the order of arrival, everyone seems to wander about in some sort of Brownian motion until the bus actually stops, when they all cluster in a knot at the door, even though they should know they will have to step back and let passengers off before the driver will let them on.

What's up with this? Where is the famed Seattle Politeness, and the collectivism that this nigh-unto-socialist blue state is supposed to represent? If you drive down a narrow street in Queen Anne or Cap Hill, people are screeching their tires to pull their Priuses aside in order to allow you the right of way between rows of parked cars, even when you are still a half a block away; in Whole Foods or QFC, anyone with only an item or two is cheerfully waved ahead of the carts stuffed full of organic vegetables, free-range meat, and fair-trade coffee. Why doesn't this same sense of self-sacrifice carry over into mass transit? I would have expected that Pacific Northwesterners would slow things down by backing off and nodding, smiling, and gesturing to each other to go first; no, you go; no, I insist, but that's not the way it is.

It isn't that the bus riders are being aggressive in that outta-my-way, I'm-here-first manner that, say, New Yorkers can be; it's more like they have no idea how the process is supposed to work, and the jockeying around the door is more Three Stooges than Roller Derby. If it is unfamiliarity that is the underlying cause, where do we lay the blame? Merely on the overwhelming influence of Car Culture in West as a whole? On the choice Seattle made back in the seventies to go after federal highway money and let mass transit languish, resulting in a populace less familiar with buses than most people in cities of similar size? On a shh-don't-mention-it classism about mass transit that keeps most Seattlites from ever becoming regular riders, so just about everyone is a newbie all the time? Whatever the root, it really shows.

I guess it's not the worst hurdle in the commuting world. I still like getting to work by bus: it's quick, I don't get stressed, and I can even sleep on the way (try that in your Prius). I just let all the other little passenger-molecules bump their way onto the coach first, and then climb on with a veteran's patient smile, find a seat, and snooze away.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

A cautionary tale

So, this totally cool old-timey sepia photograph has been all over the internets lately. It is a panoramic picture of San Francisco in 1906, shortly after the earthquake and fire. The photo was taken by the George R. Lawrence photography company, who flew a "captive airship" - basically a huge array of kites - carrying a giant camera to get the shot. Click to embiggen - the file is huge.


Y'know, as I look at this again, there seems to be some kind of spot on a cloud off the left of the picture. Let's zoom in on that.


Hey - it looks like there's another airship up there! There were about 25 LZ airships flying out of Friedrichschafen, Germany before the First World War, but I never heard of any being in San Francisco. Let's get closer.


Wow - that doesn't look like any zeppelin I've heard of. Let's zoom all the way in!

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle - it looks like Jules Verne was paying a visit to the City by the Bay, even though he'd been dead for a year.

Of course, the airship is a fake, although the photo is quite legitimate. (You can see the real Lawrence photograph here - and it's not even sepia.) After I noticed the little imaginary airship, I looked at a bunch of websites that had this photo reposted or linked. All of them presented it as the bona fide photograph, a page from the historical record, and none of them noticed - or at least mentioned - the fanciful flying boat off to the south. I think I traced the original modification back to Abney Park, the site for a steampunk band; from there it made it onto the Antique Forums™ and thence onto the wider world web.

So, you might want to double-check any information you find on the web, I guess. Sometimes even when it's right, it's wrong.

Bonus goodies: Ron Klein Photography recreated the photograph from the exact same spot one hundred years later. Check them out for all kinds of cool stuff.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Walaka A/V Club

First, some broccoli. I mean, it's green and it's good for you:



The second part isn't as long.



Now, a callback. A few days ago, I posted a song that I heard all during my childhood. So, how come this one is new to me?



We'll continue with something borrowed. The Apple posted this on Facebook, but here it is for the rest of y'all to enjoy:



And for our finale, a finale. What do you get if you take eighties musics, layer it over with faux-fifties style, and use that to define the milieu of an urban remake of The Searchers filtered through Marvel Comics? You get Streets of Fire, Walter Hill's classic "rock and roll fable." Here's the closing number:



(And before you hit IMDB, yeah, that's Diane Lane.)

Friday, February 20, 2009

Sandalous!

You gotta love the Pacific Northwest. I got back from North Bend mid-afternoon today, and Otis I and went out to run some errands. It was so warm and sunny that I wore my sandals. Sandals! And three days ago I was wearing long johns! The Weather Underground website says that it actually only got to 52 degrees, but it sure felt warmer. I was totally comfy.

That image, by the way, is of a caliga, the sandal worn by Roman soldiers during both the Republic and Empire. I have two pairs of sandals, one pair that looks a lot like caligae and one pair that looks like a modern version of caligae. They both really go well with my kilts; when I wear them, I fancy that I have a kind of legionnaire vibe going on. After all, they wore skirts, too, right?

And peaking of Roman military fashion, I have to weigh in on the whole sandals-with-socks issue. It's pretty clear from the historical record that Roman soldiers in Britain wore socks under their sandals. A letter from home found at a Roman site near Hadrian's wall read in part "I have sent you two pairs of socks from Sattua, two pairs of sandals, and two sets of underwear," and archaeologists in northern England found a Roman razor handle formed in the shape of leg, clearly showing a woolly sock under the sandal. If it was good enough for the imperial troops, it's good enough for me.

But today, it was all about the bare toes.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Relative quiet

Just taking a break from the social hour here in beautiful North Bend to check in on the blogosphere. I spent about eight hours today in a workshop talking about integrative approaches to curriculum design and underprepared students and program development and all that. Our group made a lot of progress on some initiatives we hope to push forward on campus, and we got a chance to network with folks from other schools and steal their ideas, too.

Now the informal discussion continues. Some people are in their jammies and there are snacks all around and we're sitting on the floor, but the conversation seems to come back to work issues and problem-solving no matter how many times we veer off into America's Top Chef or how'd-you-meet-your-wife territory.

I have made one internal observation in the middle all this information processing and creative thinking: I find that I am no longer going to quick and easy cynicism as a position quite as frequently as I might have once done. I think I've realized that while standing off to the side and throwing bricks might be fun, rolling up my sleeves and helping get some stuff done is more satisfying in the long run. Hunh.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

To convincingly write

So, if you just look at the superficial layer, you will say that it is grammatically incorrect to split an infinitive. I mean, it's in all the books, right? So it must be wrong. A noted example of this error: "to boldly go" from the opening to Star Trek.

But, if you dig a little deeper, you will say that the prescriptive grammar rules we learned in school were mostly arbitrary decisions made by 18th century grammarians who troweled the models of Latin grammar over English usage. In Latin, the infinitive is one word and is impossible to split; these bluenosed grundies applied that rule to the two-word English infinitive just because they privileged the classic over the vernacular. The rule against splitting infinitives is poppycock! A noted example of this position: "to boldly go" has much more euphony than "to go boldly."

But, if you think about it a little longer, it gets a little more complicated. Those grammarians may indeed have been humorless prigs, but there may be something to the unity of the infinitive after all. To native ears, "to beyond the the farthest reaches of the galaxy go" has no euphony; it sounds particularly awkward, as a matter of fact. Perhaps we can't split infinitives willy-nilly after all.

But, if you let it stew around in your head for a while, you might come up with a theory: splitting infinitives is okay if you're not really splitting them. "To boldly go" can be seen as "to boldly-go": the verbal component is compact and cohesive enough to be conceptualized as boldly-going, a single verb, one integral action - at least by the hard-wiring in the language section of our brains. So, it passes, while "to beyond the farthest &c. go" does not. "To willingly destroy" property sounds right; "to with an axe chop" wood does not. We might see the first-mentioned written; we would never expect the second. We arrive soon at the point where we say there is no "rule" against splitting infinitives, but our language processor just won't let us do it anyway.

But, if you are hard-nosed rhetorician, you will still hold to the opinion that if you mean "boldly-go" and can't find a real word for it, you are a lousy writer, and that splitting infinitives may not be wrong, but it's a practice of the weak, the meek, and the simple.

As the song asks, did you ever have to finally decide?


Produced under the Who's on First license:
Bud: That's the first thing you've said right!
Lou: I don't even now what I'm talkin' about!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The sounds of silence

"Listen. Do hear that?"
"I don't hear anything."
"Exactly!"

Yojimbo could probably recite a list of films that that conversation appears in, but it was my own internal dialogue tonight. (And I know most people have internal monologues, but just go with this, okay?)

What was I listening for? The sound of papers, papers scuttling all about me, surrounding me, demanding to be graded.

What did I hear? Nothing.

I am all caught up! All student work that is in my hands, whether digital or physical, has been reviewed and assessed and will be handed back tomorrow. Students are submitting and reviewing drafts tomorrow, but not ones which I need to assess. So, I can head into my end-of-week training retreat and my week-end time off with nary a sword of Damocles (or anyone else) hanging over my head. Oh, there will be some minor reading of progress reports and such to do by Monday, but nothing that can seriously be called grading with a capital Grrrr. I don't know how I did it - squeezing work in over the Valentine weekend, lucking out on interruptions on campus today, whatever - but for a few precious days, I am free and clear. I hardly know what to do with myself.

Let's celebrate with some fun pictures!

Here's one for Dingo:

Ain't he cute? He's even got a crocheted Right Hand of Doom - and a cigar! (Link.)

And I just love this one:

This is Thor and Loki in drag, as part of a plot to get Thor's hammer, Mjolnir, back from a giant who had hidden it. I like how Loki seems to be totally enjoying the gender-bending while Thor can barely contain himself. The ruse involves passing Thor off as Freya, willing to be the giant's bride, and, of course, hijinks ensue, at least until Thor gets his hands on Mjolnir again and smashes the place up in a gynophobic rage. Party pooper. (Link.)

Monday, February 16, 2009

What I asked for, and what I got

Nu, tonight Otis and I went out with A-Wo and K-Kay to catch Ruby Bishop's first set at Martin's off Madison Piano Bistro up on Cap Hill. We had already eaten some nice pizza-calzoney stuff at Piecora's, but through a mix-up in the reservations, we were seated at a dinner table at Martin's. Feeling guilty about taking up the space, we ordered too-rich desserts and adult beverages all around. A & K had wine, Otis had a custom-made fruity concoction we called a Boarding Pass, and I ordered a cup of coffee with a shot of Canadian Club, figuring to make my own little fortified coffee drink. The glass on the left is what I wanted; the glass on the right is about what I got:

I swear that what they brought me was a rocks glass, although it did have the little white shot line about an eighth of an inch from the bottom. Of course, the top of the whiskey was nowhere near that line; as I have duplicated it here, it was about four or five shots. Seriously.

My drinking days are so far behind me that if I ever could have downed this much hard liquor at one go I can't remember it. I couldn't pour it into my coffee; it would have made the cup overflow. I sipped at it all through the set, and it still held a measurable amount when we left. Otis says that I got the huge drink because the waiter thought I was cute, but I told her that those days were far behind me as well. So, if you're in a drinking mood, you might try ordering a whiskey neat at Martin's; you may get more than your money's worth.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Where I'm tattooed



That mash-up of right-to-work advocacy and musical-comedy comes to us courtesy of Shipyard Sally, a 1939 film starring Gracie Fields as the plucky heroine.

Fields was an interesting figure: she began her career in with British music hall reviews in the twenties, was awarded several distinguished honors, including a CBE, for her charitable work, beat cervical cancer in the thirties, supported the British war effort in the forties even though her marriage to an Italian forced her to leave the U.K., and continued to work into the nineteen-seventies, even playing Miss Marple on U.S. television. She became a Dame shortly before her death at 81.

So, why am I promoting a thirty-years-dead obscure British entertainer? Well, when I was a wee lad, whenever my mother would present her little boy to women of a certain age, whether they actually pinched my cheeks or not, they almost universally greeted me with the same singsong chant, playing on my name. Perhaps the most valued of all the informational flotsam and jetsam that the intarweb has tossed onto my shores is the origin of that incantation, and it is intimately connected to Gracie Fields. Click the picture of Little Walaka and Vera, listen a while, and all will be made clear.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Spontaneous Ikeosity

So, there we were, having a nice intimate dinner under the fluorescent light at a formica table at Ballet Vietnamese on Cap Hill, when Otis announced that the best way to spend St. Valentine's Night would be to go to Ikea. Romantic fool that I am, I said "What the heck!" and we fired up Renty Red and aimed her at Renton, taking the scenic route through the ID, Beacon Hill, and SoDo before jumping on the 5. In no time at all, we were wandering through the labyrinthine aisles of the local outpost of this privately-held, international home products retailer (which is now the world's largest furniture manufacturer, according to Reuters). In less time than it took to get there, were up three lamps and a half-price dresser, and lighter by several ajax.

The acquisitions are the final finishing touches on Otis's redecoration of the master bedroom. She talks about the project as part of her 29-Day Giving Challenge. The dresser will replace the hopeless chest as a project storage unit, and the lamps will provide adequate reading light. We got the lights up already, but the dresser will wait until tomorrow. It looks pretty good. Here's an impromptu photo show:

I did other stuff today, too, like go out to breakfast, and have lunch with Johnbai, and hit a comics sale, but I didn't get any pictures of any of that stuff, so I guess I can't blog it.

Friday, February 13, 2009

The Very picture of paraskavedekatriaphilia

Otis and I just finished watching a couple episodes of Avatar: The Last Airbender. I've gone on a little bit about how much fun this animated series is; here's a little animation that shows some martial arts action - an airbender (the kid) versus an earthbender (the old guy):



Fun stuff, but the action is only secondary to the story arc that connects all the episodes and the best use of continuity outside comics. Check it out.

Here are some more images that have been floating around on the ol' desktop:

A great shot of a zeppelin over the pyramids:


Captain Easy in a kilt? Sarong? A skirt of some sort, anyway.


Here's another kilt picture, but I have no idea what is going on:


The Sci-Fi Channel has some new ads that feature old tropes from a different perspective:


This is for my own personal mad scientist, Dr. Burn:

And finally, a photo from RL: Otis's Yip-ification of our bedroom:

That's all for tonight!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Part-time job, full-time teacher; full-time job, part-time teacher

As I sit here just having finished some grading at nine in the evening, I have to ask myself something: why the heck am I grading at nine in the evening?

I am a full-time, tenure-track, professional College Teacher™ now, with my own office and everything. Shouldn't I be getting this stuff done on campus? Especially on days like today, when I was there for over eight hours without any classes?

Back in the day when I was a Freeway Flyer®, I frequently taught 19 to 27 credits each quarter, with four or five preps, usually at three different schools. I always had a bag of books and papers slung over my shoulder, and I felt like I spent half my life in my car, and I often left the house packing two brown-bags - one for lunch and one for dinner. In all that hubbub, I don't remember feeling really overwhelmed. Sure, I was busy, but most of my work was one and done: come in, teach a class, get out. Drive to the next campus, teach, go home. Then grade, grade, grade - and I spent some long weekend mornings at the Phinney Ridge Starbucks and the Wallingford Tully's, to be sure. But it all seemed doable: I ate it up and moved on.

Now, I only teach 15 credits a quarter, usually with only two preps, and at only one campus. It should be a piece of cake, yet I feel that I am always running to keep up. Part of it is the actual work of acquiring tenure - attending meetings and writing annual portfolios - but that is only a small fraction of what fills my time. Mostly, it is all the stuff that I do that I later write about in those portfolios: Serving on committees. Attending professional development activities. Facilitating professional development activities. Serving on committees about professional development activities. And so on.

Today, I had all this time without classes to get caught up. But what did I do? I first responded to some email, either from students or about committee stuff, and created some of my own. A new hire colleague came into the office to chat about some current concerns of his. Getting coffee, I ran into the president of the college and had an impromptu discussion around the budget process (I am on the budget committee). In response to an email, I climbed to the third floor for a debrief with a member of my tenure committee who had observed my class the day before. Then I had a scheduled meeting with some English types about the workshop we are putting on in a few weeks. I ate microwaved spaghetti leftovers at my desk before I climbed back to third floor to get some materials for a new lesson plan, and then wrangled the copier for a while. Back in my office, I had to make time for a former student who needed to vent about some current challenges he is having. I did manage to get an hour or so of grading in before I had to have a conversation with another colleague about a possible interdisciplinary learning community. By then, it was almost time for the union meeting that took up the last hour-and-a-half on campus.

And this kind of thing is getting to be pretty typical.

I'm not complaining, mind you; I have got a great job and I wouldn't trade it. It has been a surprise just how much of the time I feel like I am running behind, and how much of my work comprises responsibilities outside the classroom. Our official workload documents say 15%, but it is to laugh. Today was easily the equivalent of my 15% for this week, and it's not like I didn't do this stuff yesterday and won't do it tomorrow, too. How do we do it, then?

I've figured it out. We grade at nine in the evening.

Here's an example of Rhythmic Gymnastics with Apparatus, my favorite Olympic event. This video is even cooler if you pretend it's a bowling ball that she has there:


Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Elevenses anytime

Notes from all over

It was a nice teaching day today. My tech writing class played with Legos®: teams wrote instructions for other teams to duplicate little structures without seeing the original. It was fun, it was chaotic, and I'm pretty sure some learning happened along the way. Great active learning, just the way we like up there at Bothell Polytech.

I'm having a little quandary about the Oscar ceremony. For several years in a row, we had a splendid affair at the Phinney Ridge place on Oscar night - red carpet, dress-up, prizes, pajama parties, all that. But, since coming to the RD, we really haven't done the Oscars at all. There's something about the diagonal of the Big Wall that makes me want to limit the size of the crowd for Spectration-based events; whereas the Phinney Place could stand a score or more, this place seems to hit its max with under a dozen. We've been thinking about reviving the tradition anyway, though, but then I find out that Starbuck has her own long-running show going and we could just hitch onto that. What to do, what to do...

As I wrote the above and transitioned to this item, I realize my Oscar dilemma will be moot soon: Washington may have delayed the switchover to digital TV until June, but it will surely come, and we have made the decision to give up our television (i.e., our crappy old VCR that receives the TV signal and pushes it through our LCD projector) when it happens. We're going to continue with a DVD player/LCD projector combo for movies, and just need to find a new audio rig that takes the iPod (and isn't falling to pieces like the old stereo). Actually, we watch a lot of stuff over the Internet already; we were even projecting Eureka via Hulu on the Big Wall last night. Of course, Otis's new throb is Vern Yip; she upstairs watching him on her computer right now.

Tomorrow is a no class, buncha grading + a couple meetings day; I'm expecting it to be grrrrrreat!

Thanks for the snacks, O!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Ten-der is the night

So, today I parked at my desk all day and read and annotated a short, inexpertly written novel.

Well, not literally, but near enough. I graded two sections' worth of English 101 compositions, the revision of the first major paper for this quarter. So, somewhere around 50 papers, somewhere around four pages each, commenting on each one (in-line and summative), and there you go. A paperback, at least.

I say "inexpertly written" because, by the very nature of the class, the writers in English 101 are inexperienced and the writing a bit unpolished. If writers at this stage by and large already knew how to write a competent essay, we wouldn't need a class like this one, but by and large they don't (there are some wonderful exceptions), so we do.

And there's the rub: it's harder to read "bad" writing than it is to read "good" writing. Unless you are an English teacher or an editor, you probably don't think about this for much longer than the time it takes to wince through a particularly inept email or especially unclear instructions. But we think about it all the time.

Reading competently written prose is like driving on a paved, well-lit, and well-marked roadway. Even if you don't know exactly where you are going, even if you've never been down the road before, you can still make pretty good time most of the time. You click along at the speed limit, confident enough in the solid construction of the road, the reflective paint, the color-coded signs, and the clear lines of sight to actually take in the scenery and enjoy the trip. And even when the road winds through rough terrain or it's raining out or you just see something really weird out the window and you have to slow down, you still feel assured that the road will treat you right, that you can rely on the markings and the stripes and the signs to get you through.

On the other hand, reading developing writing is like going off-road, with only a faded map and the description of some landmarks to keep you oriented. You think you are following the blazes correctly, but all of a sudden you find your self in tangleberries; was the map wrong? Did you miss a turn? Or is this supposed to be here? You're not quite sure if it's you or the trail that has gone wrong, so you back up, and have at it again; nope, more tangleberries. Nothing to do but push on. And perish forbid you should come into any really rough terrain! Sometimes the trail disappears completely, and some have just stopped abruptly at a cliff face or even in the middle of the forest, leaving the traveler stranded.

It would be one thing if this imaginary novel I was reading today were just a distraction, one that could be tossed away if traversing the thing became a task too onerous. But these papers are real and aren't diversions; they are important, and I never forget that, I can't forget that. For these students to develop into competent and capable writers, they have to have a safe space to work out the moves, to make their attempts, to grapple with expressing ideas that they may never have tried in any form to express before. I need to create that space, one that is both safe and challenging, where they feel comfortable taking a risk, willing to try and perhaps fail, and where they will get the kind of assessment and response that will help them try again and perhaps succeed.

So I continue to make my way through these corner-stapled traces, trying my best to keep my bearings and make progress so that I can mark the hazards with orange chalk for future reference and take snapshots of the occasional grandeur to cherish and share. And maybe, just maybe, I'll help some of the students learn to build a road that leads us to who knows where.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Not the ninth art (but that one's cooking)

As you may or may not have heard, our latest regular Friday night RPG - Johnbai's second D&D campaign, to be specific - has come to a premature end as a result of the vicissitudes of RL. To memorialize this passage, click here to activate a cheesy midi file (which should play in a new window) and read along:


Anybody here seen my old friend Sebastian?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He punched a lotta people but it seems the big they die young
You know I just looked around and he's gone




Anybody here seen my old friend Narley?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He seen a lotta weird stuff but it seems the small just get lost
I just looked around and he's gone





Anybody here seen my old friend Ragnar?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He helped a lotta people but it seems the good they die young
I just looked around and he's gone








Didn't you love the things that they stood for?
Weren't all of them lawful good in alignment?
I mean all three.
Some day soon, it's gonna be okay

Anybody here seen my old friend Ovo?
Can you tell me where she's gone?
I thought I saw her walkin' up over the hill
With Sebastian, Narley, and Ragnar





Thanks for the good times, folks. I had fun.

Okay, well, that was pretty inappropriate...

And here's something even tawdrier: the 50 Hottest Sci-Fi Girls. Normally, I'd never link to this sort of thing even though Johnbai was all over it, and there's just something weird about a sensibility that can place TV/movie characters portrayed by real women on the same "hotness" scale with comic book/manga/anime/video game characters, but the only actual person to place twice on this list (for two different characters) is a favorite of this blog, so here it is. Slog through or not, but it does hold some surprises.

So, while we're on the topic of geekcore, I don't know if this is where Soapy has been getting the stuff he has been emailing lately or if I am turning him onto the mother load here, but this website is a treasure-trove of old comic book ads.


Now that I have completely destroyed any ethos I have managed to build up in the past, I'll just say that it sure was peaceful walking home with the hail/snow starting to fall just as I got off the bus. I saw some lighting and heard almost immediate thunder as we pulled up to 65th street, the pellets began coming down as I cut across Salman's Chevron, and the sidewalks just got whiter and whiter as I made my way up the hill. It wasn't quite the archetypal winter wonderland, but the quiet and the stillness were enough to take the edge off a busy day anyway.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Community, organized

Ah, what a world, what a world. After my hail-fellow-well-met post yesterday, ScottyTuxedo left a comment that was complimentary (if a tad vampiric), which is kind of funny, because today I want to single out someone else for their communardistic acts. But first, a story:

A few months ago, I noticed a bit of a ruckus in the alleyway that our kitchen window overlooks. I looked out just in time to see a fellow dragging a retail display case for record albums from the back of a pickup filled with other such storefront paraphernalia and shoving it near the recycling and garbage bins along the low east wall of the alley. As quick as a thought, I had sussed out the sitch: this fellow, likely the recent new tenant of a retail space, was clearing out the old fixtures by driving around and dropping them in various alleys, effectively making them someone else's problem and avoiding dumping fees. Unfortunately, it took me a bit longer than a thought to get down the stairs and outside, and the mooching malefactor was gone before I could confront him.

So, I at least organized the pressboard cabinet into the row of bins, using it to store the glass recycling boxes. I knew that the case would become an attractive nuisance and that someday I would have deal decisively with it, but I would need a cordless power screwdriver or a sledgehammer, either of which I would have to borrow. So, until I was willing to tackle the project, I just acted in my usual role of Alleyway Marshal and kept it as tidy as I could, a task that grew more difficult once our friendly neighborhood schizophrenic saw the rack's potential as a trash-sorting station. And that's how the situation has stood over the winter.

Until now.

God bless America, the rack is gone, baby, gone. Our great neighbor Jules took it upon herself, as a personal gift to me, to take her Black & Decker out there, dismantle the whole shebang, and toss it in the dumpster. She even documented it all on her 29-Day Giving Challenge page. Brava, Jules! You have my thanks!

And that, my friends, is community organizing.


Nu, just to leave us in a good mood on a Sunday evening, here is a lyrical little video trip around a sushi restaurant, on the conveyor:



Simply beautiful, and a peaceful way to end the weekend.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Friends and neighbors

Frank Sinatra just sang "What a day this has been!" on the radio, literally as I put my fingers on the keyboard to type, and that's as appropriate a start to this post as any could be. This day was indeed a good one, mostly because we are lucky enough to have good friends and good neighbors, sometimes at the same time!

First of all, I passed on heading up to campus and opted to stay at home today; this being the case, there was no reason not head down the block to O's and join in on the deluxe breakfast that she was preparing. Johnbai and Dingo, down from Cap Hill, and Kimosabe, O's roomie, joined in, and we were all treated to biscuits and tangerine juice and eggs bennie with just-made, homemade, whisk-made hollandaise sauce. Man, brekkies don't get no better'n that.

Otis was working most of midday, so she came by at the end of the meal for a quick visit. I floated back and forth along the alley visiting until all parties had left on various missions.

Still feeling social, we rousted Lon and Jules from their late-afternoon reverie across the property and enticed them come out for burgers and brew down at the Blue Star. With Jules still shaking the nap cobwebs out of her head, they came strolling down the walk just minutes later, ready to join us at Otis's usual doorbuster, earlybird dinner hour. We had a delightful evening chatting about everything from external hard drives to inspirational teachers, and stuffed ourselves with enough french fires to last me until March.

You can probably tell that I didn't get a lot of work done today, and there will certainly be a piper demanding to be paid tomorrow, but right now, it feels worth it. I'm lucky to have such warm and witty friends, and to have several of them right within arm's reach. How cool is that?

Besides, I'll get a lot of grading done tomorrow morning while Otis is at church with her mom.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Cold comfort

60 Words or Less: Frozen River, set in a landscape that is physically and emotionally brutal, is a bleak but ultimately compassionate story about poverty, parenthood, race, class, and doing the right thing. Melissa Leo and Misty Upham are two actresses you can’t look away from, because their faces show so much emotion in every shot. Director Courtney Hunt deserves kudos - and an Oscar.


Otis and I just came back from seeing this movie at the Crest. It's funny how we all go through stages; for a while, we'll go to the movies every week, and then it'll taper off and we'll turn around to find it's been two months since we've been to a theater. (Vide Johnbai's top ten list.) I guess it works that way with other stuff, too: eating certain meals, playing certain games, maybe even wearing certain clothes. Is this how we keep the balance between the comfort and security of the familiar and spice of variety?

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It was nice to have a little restful fun tonight, after driving to and from Olympia twice in twenty-four hours and sitting through an all-day all-state faculty meeting today. The nose is back to the grindstone tomorrow, as I sit down for another 9 to 12 hour day of grading, in hopes of having the day (or at least most it) off on Sunday. I'm even passing up a brunch a la O - can you imagine?

Thursday, February 5, 2009

I-5 and the art of disagreeing without being disagreeable

Isn't there a way to point out things in need of correction without complaining? Can't we seek to improve something without tearing down what's already there? Or even if we seriously don't like something, can we speak against it without being insulting? Can we be firm without being mean?

Of course we can; it's just a goal easier said than done, and honored more in the breach than the observance.

It's been on my mind a lot lately, in this year of positive energy. You see, last year, what with all the stress and sturm und drang of the first year on the tenure track, and with a really wacky fall start, and with some problematic issues on campus, a bunch of us teachers fell into a negativity trap. You know the drill: complaining all the time, always expecting the worst, sabotaging ourselves to make sure it happens, and then reveling in our gloom.

Perhaps the most acute example was our relationship to Running Start students: we basically hated them, at least as a class. Then, somewhere towards the end of the year, someone pointed out that we couldn't just keep cursing "those damn runners!" - it didn't make the situation any better, and they weren't going away. We needed to change how we interacted - with the situation and with the students themselves - and actually start working toward positive change. The school put together a training summit. And, mirabile visu, it worked. (Starbuck and I even did a follow-up workshop on it this quarter.)

So, when September came rolling around this year, NatDog and I made a carpool promise to each other: rolling down Lake City Way, we sang Accentuate the Positive and vowed to have a better attitude this year about all aspects of our jobs, which, we reminded each other, we really loved. And, mirabile dictu, it worked. We take the bumps in the road without breaking stride, we own our own stuff without worrying about it, and we address problems with a realistic optimism. And we have much better days.

And so, not just at work, but in all aspects of my life, I'm trying bring gloom down to the minimum, as it were. A decision may be ill-considered; that doesn't make it the worst freakin' idea of all all time. I may disagree with a conclusion; that doesn't mean it's the stupidest thing I have ever heard. A policy or process may be awkward or unworkable; that doesn't mean that the boss is a evil sumbitch or that the system is completely rotten or that there is a conspiracy to cheat and confound me. I'm a tough guy; I should be able to meet life's little obstacles without flying off the handle, picking a fight, or making a federal case of it.

I'm not a polyanna; I don't for a second imagine that life will always be peaches and cream or skittles and beer. But I do know that, if I so choose, I can meet the struggles with equanimity and resolve rather than agitation and stress. And I'd like to make that choice more and more.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Fourth base

Fifty Words or Less: The House of Yes is a creepy, funny, stagey film revolving around Jackie-O (Parker Posey as young woman with a Jacqueline Bouvier obsession) and the sometimes incestuous passions running through her upper-crust family. Notable for a not-bad performance by Tori Spelling as the brother’s fiancée, it’s pretty twisted, but enjoyable.

We just watched it on DVD. And yes, I know it should be "fifty words for fewer," but it's an idiom by now, so cut me some slack.

We watched the movie because I was a little too fried to do anything else. It's been a heckuva week - I still haven't recovered from the unfortunate concatenation of my tenure portfolio being due at about the same time my students handed in their first major assignment for assessment. I'm still playing catch-up with grading, and it doesn't help that every time I turn around, we need another committee or work group or disappearing task force to solve some problem or other. yesterday I spent over eight hours on campus, hand no classes to teach, didn't get any grading done, and still was busy all day.

I'm not going to campus tomorrow; I'll see if I can squeeze some work in around the chores in the morning, but then I'm off to Olympia for a meeting: Thursday afternoon and all day Friday. That won't help with the catching up, but I still have all weekend, and a week from Monday is a holiday, so maybe I'll be square again by the end of the month.

At least it's a short one.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Just call me Walaka Jones

Generations have been in the forefront of my mind for a little while. A few weeks ago, my colleague Starbuck and I facilitated a workshop for faculty entitled "NetGen Reloaded," concerning the values, attitudes, and behavior patterns our Generation Y / Net Generation students bring into the classroom. A few days ago, I was out at our college-town alehouse with some colleagues (including Starbuck), and the conversation turned to how some of us teachers from an older generation differed in out formative experiences from our younger co-workers, many if not most of whom are Generation X. Heck, even my own Otis is a Gen-Xer, and we have had to bridge a few gaps between us.

Yet even with generational issues staring me in the face, I have always felt a bit confused about my own generation. I am clearly too old to be from Generation X, but I have never felt connected to Baby Boomers, that great, influential generation that came before. I was not a child of the sixties in the traditional sense; I was too young for the summer of love. But I'm not a slacker, either.

Well, you can just call me a charter member of Generation Jones.

I had heard about this construct before, but had somehow forgotten it. The coinage of pop culture historian Jonathan Pontell, Generation Jones refers to those of us born between 1954 and 1965. Most studies would parse these folks as just young Boomers, but Pontell saw a distinction. As one writer put it: "They grew up watching The Brady Bunch, not Leave It to Beaver. Their attitudes were shaped more by Watergate than JFK. They remember gas lines, not Mustangs."

That's me. Not a Boomer. A Jonesie. Less idealistic than Boomers, less cynical than Xers, formed by the wonders of moon landings, the malaise of hyper-inflation, and the disaster of the Iran hostage crisis, Jonesers can remember a world before computers and Walkmans and even color TV, but missed out on Camelot and Davy Crockett and Joe DiMaggio (except when he was selling coffee makers). I have always thought it emblematic of my generation that Do The Hustle hit number one the charts in New York on the night of my senior prom. Generation Jones.

And you know who's one of us? That one. The White House has gone from sixteen years of Boomer occupancy to Joneser in the Oval Office. Change, indeed.

Monday, February 2, 2009

I fight authority, authority always wins

A few years ago, I was in a group of English faculty somewhere, at a conference or a department meeting, when the subject rolled around to What We Do in 101. We as teachers clearly all want to help our students develop into writers, but the exact outcomes of that enterprise are a little fuzzier. One of the more radical instructors said he wanted to create writers who would challenge the conventions of academic writing and break the norms. A sardonic reply came from across the table: "With all due respect, you are a tenured faculty member with a Ph.D., and it's a lot easier for you to talk about pulling down the pillars of the academy than it is for some kid who wants a job or to transfer to a university."

I felt the same tension in my own 101 class today, both sections. My students have been grappling with responding to texts, making claims, and writing in academic genres, and the panoply of decisions that come along with those activities, about voice, tone, register, format, authorial presence, audience, and so on, as the make their ways through various iterations of reflections, annotations, expositions, and analyses. Today, we were discussion the latest reading, an article by Nancy Sommers on authority.

"Authority," when used in discussing writing, isn't about legal jurisdiction or supraordination; it is not even just about writer's having confidence or being an expert; it's about claiming in your writing the right to present yourself as an expert, as someone worth listening to. We say before repeating something we believe, "I have it on good authority." Writing with authority means setting yourself up as one to be listened to.

Sommers, the author of the article at hand, is a bright light in composition studies, perhaps the high maven of revision. In 1993, she wrote an award-winning article that discussed her changing concept of authority. To a great degree, it rejects traditional academic conventions, the reliance on sources in writing and the appeal to experts to make a case, and reclaims personal experience and a more intimate voice as tools of authority, even in academic writing. The article is written in the form of personal essay with extensive autobiographical detail, even though it was published in an academic journal.

To which I can only reply: easy for you, you're Nancy Sommers. No matter what you do, you'll always have authority. So the tension is thrown into relief. Sommers's article, was, in fact, effective and insightful, and makes a lot of sense. But I am sure that were I to write an article in a similar style with a similar take on academic standards, it would never get published in an academic journal. I'm not Nancy Sommers; I still have to claim authority.

But it's not my stillborn articles that I'm really concerned about; it is how this tension affects my students and what and how I teach them. On the one hand, I want them to write with authority: I want them to claim the right to speak with confidence and conviction about the topics in front of them. On the other hand, I don't want them to understand the world only through their own experience and write only from and for their own perspective and frame. I want their responses to and their conclusions about and their evaluations of the ideas in front of us; I don't want their feelings or "opinions" or impressions. But students resist the authority I want them to take; they know, usually accurately, that they don't have as much expertise in Shakespeare or American History or Psychology as the audience for their papers has; whatever are they going to say? And they certainly do have authority on their own experience, and can competently talk about how they interacted with a text as an individual and how it made them feel, all the things I don't want to hear. No wonder they are confused.

Compounding their problem is the simple fact is that the academy - the university, even community college - has certain expectations of student writing, and as appealing as it might be for me to encourage them to rage against the machine, I think I would be remiss if I weren't at least in part preparing them for that game. The choices about what we write together are not all mine.

Students do need to learn to work with sources, but they need to engage and converse with them, not just cherry-pick and drop them in. Students do need to formulate positions and make claims, and not just say what they feel about something. Students do need to understand the power of structure in rhetoric, and not just throw all their ideas on the table in a jumble. And yes, students do need to know conventional moves, just not cliches and trite expressions.

But it's safer to build a five-paragraph essay and drop in a source supporting a disconnected point in each of the three body paragraphs than it is to try to converse with an author; it is much easier to report your experience reading an article than it is to analyze it; it is less complicated to write under pressure and just "let it flow" than it is to revise an essay for symmetry and parallelism; and it is less threatening to consider how an issue "has been considered since the dawn of time" than it is to really reflect on how it affects you as a person. So I understand the students' reluctance to claim an identity as a writer and to seize authority where it would really matter, and their desire to retreat to either the weighty but distant or the personal but trivial.

So I continue to try to walk with them through this minefield of English 101 to a safe spot where they can create authentic writing within sometimes arbitrary genres; where they can write from their hearts in an academic voice; where they can eschew the frippery of scholarly writing but meet the standards of academic discourse. And I try to do this with as much compassion and as few tears as possible.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

The firstest of the shortest

Man, I spent about nine hours grading today. I thought that was a lot, but then I realized that a lot of people prolly spent the same amount of time in front of the TV watching the Superbowl. I think I had more fun doing the grading, but I guess I did miss the commercials.

As a consequence, I didn't do much interesting today, but on one of my breaks from working, Otis and I went down to Fondi Pizza with a whole mess o' folks to celebrate the birthday of Annis P! Since I have already posted her baton-twirling publicity still on Facebook, I guess I can't top that now, so here's a nice picture of her in one of her favorite places, Maui:

And, what the heck, here's that great baton photo one more time:


Happy Birthday, Annis!